Christmas Cracker Crap

Cerys thought of just another way to humiliate us on Christmas day!, as though the ugly socks wasn't enough, she decided she wanted to make crackers and fill them with tacky Christmas wear. We will be pulling the crackers on Christmas eve and we have to wear the gift we get all of Christmas day!

I tried everywhere to get a packet of DIY crackers but couldn't find any, I had these crackers from the sale a couple of years ago so we decided to use them.

We bought some cheap tacky items and opened one end of the crackers and stuffed the items inside.

We then closed the end back off and added a gift tag to each cracker.

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