(Does anyone else find it difficult to get a decent photo of a brown Turkey!!, believe me, it tasted better than it looks 😁) Another recipe from The Christmas movie cookbook. This one is from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Clark Griswold is at it again, trying to create the perfect Christmas surrounded by his slightly dysfunctional extended family. Not unexpectedly loads of mishaps ensue, and the holiday dinner culminates with the overcooked, dry turkey cracking wide open. This turkey recipe uses dry brining for a moist flavourful bird. Fresh turkey's are ideal; otherwise, thawing time must be built into your schedule if using a frozen one. Ingredients 3 tbsp kosher salt 3 tbsp dark brown sugar 1 tbsp dried sage 2 tsp ground black pepper 1 tsp paprika 1 12-14 pound whole fresh turkey 2 cups water 2 tbsp olive oil Method 1. In a small bowl, combine the salt, brown sugar, sage, black pepper and paprika. 2. Remove giblets and neck from turkey. Place the turkey in...